June 30th, 2008
|legendary_cur||12:04 pm - Bus chatter|
"I don't know what she was up to, but the doctor took me aside to tell me..."
"But you don't speak French?"
"No, he spoke English."
"And the doctor told her, 'I don't know how you say it in English, but here we would say she has....syphilus'"
June 7th, 2007
|gonzicle||02:27 pm - overheard at the dollar store last night|
older woman : did you hear the boom?
younger woman: no i didn't.
older woman : it was the boom heard 'round the world!
(that was the only part of the conversation that i heard)
March 16th, 2007
"There are thespians everywhere!"
you gotta love when the campus is invaded by highschoolers.
June 7th, 2006
at the Black Drop in the afternoon--
lady: what is this paper? I want to advertise in it.
gentleman: it's called "What's Up!"
lady: this is great. does it have movie listings?
gentleman: i don't know. maybe.
lady: [points to a picture of Snow Cuts Glass] who are these people?
gentleman: they're a band. the guy in the middle works at Casa Que Pasa.
lady: really? wow, really? and who's this girl?
gentleman: his girlfriend. or ex-girlfriend. or something.
(me, in my head: she's the cellist in the band, ass-faces.)
May 16th, 2006
guy in the VU:
"i don't have a lot of tolleration for things like that"
the word you were looking for is tolerance... good job.
May 9th, 2006
|loudxmouse||12:20 pm - on the shuttle to haggen on cinco de mayo:|
*gaggle of drunk chicks get on and sit behind me and my bf*
girl 1:*shhhh* act sober
1:know who i wanna fuck?....-slurred name-
1:because he has a COCK...
1:i should be ashamed of myself.
-the mumble for a bit-
1:i feel bad for these people in front of us... being stuck in front of 2 drunk girls
1: they are most likely sober.... ON CINCO DE MAYO!!!! LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
wow... thanks for making me remember again why i don't drink.
February 19th, 2006
1st drunk guy: hey
2nd drunk guy: man, you are like... fucking... 24 carrot gold.
-Pita Pit this morning arround 130
January 16th, 2006
A professor who shall remain nameless:
"Vegetables! I LOVE Vegetables!.....apples, bananas, oranges!"
January 11th, 2006
Overheard on a WTA one Friday night:
"I thought it was a blueberry, but then I realized it was a blackberry!"
Highlight of the conversation between a bunch of students who decided to get extremely tipsy at home and then hit the Royal.
November 15th, 2005
Woman: How do you spell vacuum Dominque?
Kid doesn't respond.
Woman: Well its Vacum!
Me: Actually, its Vacuum.
At bus stop on Northwest. Completely random woman. Was irritated that she was dogging on her for spelling. She wasn't being nice when she asked him how to spell it.